Jai Hind: Proud to be an Indian

This is a hypothetical talk between a “teacher” and a “student”. Here the teacher is a man who has taught how to create terror and a student is a young terrorist waiting for an order to execute some “great” plans.

After passing out from the training camp his master tells him that you will be “on bench” for sometime and then we will send you to the most safe place to create terror.

It is none other than India!!

The “student” got amused and wonders why his master said that India is “most safe” place to create terror. He then gave the following reasons.

India is a place where we have some locals working for us. India has tradition of welcoming the “guests”. These “guests” can be some unsocial elements in the country and many of these “guests” are our sleeping modules which we infiltrated through porous borders on Bangladesh, Nepal and LOC. Hence we do not need to worry about logistics. And it is even much safe for our sleeper cells as they have “got Voter Id” cards issued by Government of India. A rough estimate says that today the number of illegal Bangladeshi migrants in the financial capital is more than the number of Bengalis from West Bengal. The political parties in that country are so involved in their vested interests that they never take steps against “our men”. Even if they do there are some small parties which ensure that it does not happen. We don’t have any religion but political parties in that country make the “terror activities a religious or communal” issue. This ultimately ensures our safety.

Indian Intelligence Agency is a collection of few “very active” and oaf people who wouldn’t know we’re going to hit them even if we sent them an invitation to come and “see the fireworks.” Moreover, even if “sometimes” they get some inputs, there is so much complication in the set up that before they can act on any inputs we would have already struck. The state will say it didn’t got any inputs or rejected it thinking it was “routine input” while center will say that it has given the “warning” beforehand. Even if you walk on the street with AK 47, their cops will not be able to face you. Reason: They are “so well equipped with weapons” which were last used in the World War-I.

The chief of the state or the country are busy planning and strategizing many vote issues. If they don’t get any issue, they “lay” their political planks on the bodies of their own people. The blame game is so “entertaining” that after every attack we enjoy it on television. Their government is bunch of jokers who have demoralized their defense forces and bureaucrats. They hold the “world record” for ineptitude. Do you want to hear what they would say after you will strike in that country? Yes, said the “student” and he heard India’s ministers “most inspiring” speeches and “great condemnation” after attack on a tape recorder. They burst into laughter and the master continues.

India is a huge country with some of “good” leaders and “least corrupt” people. You can easily smuggle tons of explosives and they will never ever come to know till you have used them. The leaders are not happy with their own country-men and are creating rifts in the society. In a way they are also working for us but good thing about them is “they are not on our pay roll”, chuckled the master.

As long as they will continue to make their nation weak internally we can attack them without the second thought.

They have failed to deal with internal problems such as Naxalites, Maoists, ULFA, etc and we are also using them as well. They have just fear of loosing their votes and the citizens of the nation must be laughed at. Though we have always targeted them, never did they have stepped for their “so called rights” or raised their voices out of some “in built fear”. They call them helpless but I call them even more “cruel” and “insensitive” than we are, said master with smirk on his face. Their people are so “educated” and yet they have played in hands of their “politicians” by indulging over caste, creed, colour and religion. These people actually don’t have unity and no common cause to stand for and hence are so advantageous to us. “Unfortunately”, we have to kill them. Sometimes I really felt that we need not to “instill fear” in the Indian psyche. They are so busy with their life that they forget the gravest attacks on them in 15 days and wait “for us to strike again.” India is in total mess.

All these “qualities” have made India “hot spot” to “test” our latest arms and ammunitions and be “recognized” world wide. And the biggest joke is that this country wants to be superpower in next decade. I mean, what can be more ridiculous than a country that can’t even ensure security for its people having these dreams of glory?

So my “student” where will you like to “appear for test”: Jaipur, Ahmedabad, Guwahati, Delhi, Lucknow, Bangalore, Mumbai or some new place?

“You may think that I am cynical but then you should meet those guys who blow us up with drop dead ease and delirious smiles on their faces.“

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